Brett Piper: Not quite pure gold

Arachnia:
10 Fangs
8 Legs
2 Claws
1 Bad Attitude

Doesn't that say it all? Okay if it doesn't then ...
firstly why we got this movie ... mr dinesh had an urgent need to go to the bathroom .. and when we read this on the cover of the dvd we could not resist... so we just picked it up .. what followed was described by some as "pure gold" .. we didnt think it was THAT gr8 but worth a watch nonetheless.
Some moments:

• The scene with all the choppers etc which piper stole from somewhere
• The above mentioned scene again - the quote "Your not saluting a senior officer son"
• Some hot lesbian scenes
• That pissing off guy getting killed
• They keep calling the spiders bulletproof and then shooting at them

We then undertook deeper investigation to find that Brett Piper had a movie called "Nymphoid Barbarians in Dinosaur Hell" which chabbir and me got for dineshs 21st bday .. and chabbir got me "Maniac Nurses in Ecstacy" which is produced by the same company: TROMA Releases. We are going to watch them at some point in the future .. that is when we will blog them